Tag Archive: Best Speaker

Sep 23

Beautiful Mess

Beautiful Mess Speaker: Danny Ho, ACB, CL The neighborhood was quiet. The skies were absolutely dark. I was lying at the garden enjoying the moonlight. Suddenly, my wife shouted, “Honey please HELP! The water hose BURST, the kitchen floor flooded!” I said, “Oh no… it happens again.” Toastmasters of the evening, fellow Toastmasters and guest: …

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May 08

Prepare To Die

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Speaker: Joseph Ch’ng   “Deng…” (Sound of flight announcement) “Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking…” “I have some bad news for you. All four of our engines have stopped. We are currently doing our best to get the plane under control. Please stay calm and if you can, please pray for our safe landing.” My …

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May 01

The Counter State of Embarrassment

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Speaker: Joseph Ch’ng   I was at the Star Vista mall the other day, and I was looking for the toilet. Being in a rushy state, and rather desperate as well… I almost walked into the ladies’ toilet.   And I was “caught”… because a lady was coming out of the toilet… Luckily she didn’t scream… but …

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Apr 24

Crossing Borders

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Speaker: Sandip   Good evening Toastmaster of the day, fellow toastmasters, guests, ladies and gentlemen. We always have a single event in life that changes us. 14 Feb 1998, I remember this date not because what 14th Feb represents I was in love, but I had to leave the familiarity of the place I called …

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Apr 19

Me and My Books

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Speaker: Joseph Ch’ng   Hi, my name is Joseph and I like books. Whenever my wife leaves me in the shopping mall so that she could do her own shopping, when she’s done and she comes looking for me, she knows that the place she will always find me is – the bookshop. I recently …

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Jul 14

Funny Money

Speaker: NW   ‘’Money, Money, Money, its funny…’’– so said ABBA.. Let me ask you, do you ever wonder how money is created? We carry it around in our pockets. We use it everyday. We are always trying to get more of it. We worry we wont have enough of it in the future. But …

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May 30

Is Getting Old Scary

Speaker: NW   Ladies and gentlemen tonight the topic I will talk about is worse than an audit from the tax man, scarier then a slow painful death and more mind-numbing then realizing that your smartphone battery is about to die at the start of a 40 minutes MRT ride. What is this ghastly topic …

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May 25

To Err Is Human

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Speaker: Savio Sebastian   No transcript because Savio didn’t write his script. Which is even more impressive because his speech was amazing! What we have though, are the powerpoint slides which he used. Try to guess what he was talking about?

May 11

Getting Fat

Speaker: Clement Chio You know guys, there are some parts of your body you wouldn’t want to become shorter. For me, over the years, it started disappearing. I didn’t notice at first, but now, it’s embarrassing cos you may not see it when I show it to you. I’m talking about… my neck. What were you all thinking? …

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Feb 20

The 3 Cs of Chinese New Year

Speaker: Clement Chio   Good evening.. What type of horses only go out at night? (Nightmares!)What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? (I’m a little hoarse!)Why did the boy stand behind the horse? (He thought he might get a kick out of it!) What do you call a horse that lives …

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