Category Archive: Humourously Speaking

Sep 23

Beautiful Mess

Beautiful Mess Speaker: Danny Ho, ACB, CL The neighborhood was quiet. The skies were absolutely dark. I was lying at the garden enjoying the moonlight. Suddenly, my wife shouted, “Honey please HELP! The water hose BURST, the kitchen floor flooded!” I said, “Oh no… it happens again.” Toastmasters of the evening, fellow Toastmasters and guest: …

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Mar 16

The Road Trip

Speaker: Clement Chio   Unlike Singapore, where all our expressways are given proper names – Pan Island Expressway, Ayer Rajah Expressway, Central Expressway – highways in the US are all named by numbers. This can make it quite confusing. So there was once in California when a car was crawling very slowly, at 5 mph. …

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May 11

Getting Fat

Speaker: Clement Chio You know guys, there are some parts of your body you wouldn’t want to become shorter. For me, over the years, it started disappearing. I didn’t notice at first, but now, it’s embarrassing cos you may not see it when I show it to you. I’m talking about… my neck. What were you all thinking? …

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Feb 20

The 3 Cs of Chinese New Year

Speaker: Clement Chio   Good evening.. What type of horses only go out at night? (Nightmares!)What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? (I’m a little hoarse!)Why did the boy stand behind the horse? (He thought he might get a kick out of it!) What do you call a horse that lives …

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Jan 26

Soap and Tampons

Speaker: Clement Chio   Good evening Club President, District Officers, Fellow Toastmasters & Guests. Recently, I happened to be in back in my old neighbourhood and decided to pop by the mini-mart to visit. To my surprise, I noticed the two display windows were jammed full of soap bars. As I stepped into the mini-mart, …

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Nov 24

My University Life

Speaker: Clement Chio Many people would vouch that their university years would have been their best times ever. After all, it is a time whereby students get a whole lot of important experiences in life: they get knowledge, get a degree, get life skills, get laid. For me, my best experiences in university were specifically …

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