Category Archive: Advanced Communication Series

May 22

A Gentleman’s mission

Speaker: Tzyy Fung Inside the clean, fancy and elegant washroom of Four Season Hotel, a man was standing right in front of this massive mirror. On his left hand, he holds a Gatsby Stick Wax. His right hand’s fingers, meticulously, running through his coal black hair, trying to make the most stylish gentleman hairstyle he …

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Sep 23

Beautiful Mess

Beautiful Mess Speaker: Danny Ho, ACB, CL The neighborhood was quiet. The skies were absolutely dark. I was lying at the garden enjoying the moonlight. Suddenly, my wife shouted, “Honey please HELP! The water hose BURST, the kitchen floor flooded!” I said, “Oh no… it happens again.” Toastmasters of the evening, fellow Toastmasters and guest: …

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Mar 16

The Road Trip

Speaker: Clement Chio   Unlike Singapore, where all our expressways are given proper names – Pan Island Expressway, Ayer Rajah Expressway, Central Expressway – highways in the US are all named by numbers. This can make it quite confusing. So there was once in California when a car was crawling very slowly, at 5 mph. …

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Sep 04


Speaker: Clement Chio   “Ok boys, here’s the plan. Team A, you will take the hostage, and march up to the enemy. Stall them for as long as you can. Don’t give in. Team B, we’ll go around the territory and sneak in by the back door. Once we’ve infiltrated we’ll catch them unawares from …

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May 11

Getting Fat

Speaker: Clement Chio You know guys, there are some parts of your body you wouldn’t want to become shorter. For me, over the years, it started disappearing. I didn’t notice at first, but now, it’s embarrassing cos you may not see it when I show it to you. I’m talking about… my neck. What were you all thinking? …

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Feb 20

The 3 Cs of Chinese New Year

Speaker: Clement Chio   Good evening.. What type of horses only go out at night? (Nightmares!)What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? (I’m a little hoarse!)Why did the boy stand behind the horse? (He thought he might get a kick out of it!) What do you call a horse that lives …

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Jan 26

Soap and Tampons

Speaker: Clement Chio   Good evening Club President, District Officers, Fellow Toastmasters & Guests. Recently, I happened to be in back in my old neighbourhood and decided to pop by the mini-mart to visit. To my surprise, I noticed the two display windows were jammed full of soap bars. As I stepped into the mini-mart, …

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Nov 24

My University Life

Speaker: Clement Chio Many people would vouch that their university years would have been their best times ever. After all, it is a time whereby students get a whole lot of important experiences in life: they get knowledge, get a degree, get life skills, get laid. For me, my best experiences in university were specifically …

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Nov 17

Live Full, Die Empty

Speaker: Karen Woon I am sure by now you realized that I am not a humble person. It is critical that you are aware of my achievements.   Good evening Club President, District Officers, Fellow Toastmasters and honored guests.   If I tell you that there is a place where the greatest treasure is buried, …

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